Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat – that’s damaging of you!

I’m an American, I don’t have to see something to know it’s stupid!

You can say the dirty words now, but there is no content – political satire is limited to small podiums and little soap boxes.

When you don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s hard to know when you’re finished.

There's one word that exists in every language on the face of the Earth and in every society since man began to speak. And the word is truth. And in every language it means exactly the same thing. Truth is . . . what you get other people to believe.

I heard there were two local guys in town doing songs and comedy so I thought I'd take a look....they took my breath away...with their music, comedy, and showmanship.... 'Dakaboom'.. is the genuine article! Two voices in perfect harmony, and with joyful abandon and humor, they take you on a magical, musical, modern day vaudeville tour!! Ben McLain and Paul Peglar are headed for stardom. They are unique, they are original, and they are known as 'Dakaboom.' Don't miss 'em 'cause you're in for a treat!

I'm an American, I don't have to see something to know it's stupid!

Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you!

You can say the dirty words now, but there is no content - political satire is limited to small podiums and little soap boxes.

As I always say - if they can't get our famous husbands, they'll take us, ... But at least it's a chance to wear my tiara.